This cartoon is a dog’s breakfast.
May 12, 2008 in Uncategorized
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May 13, 2008 at 11:23 am
G
You clever little cartoonist!
BTW, you draw a mean beard.
May 13, 2008 at 12:37 pm
Spenno
That cartoon left me salivating.
May 13, 2008 at 2:49 pm
bigeyedeer
G, cheers. 🙂 I draw beards better than I grow them. Mine inevitably has holes in it, and I’m sure people think I am malnourished, or perhaps have AIDS. Plus, don’t tell anyone, but it’s got some ginger in in it.
Spenno, I hope you have your bib on.
May 13, 2008 at 4:27 pm
roodiedoodie
Oh I wish I was that inspired!
May 13, 2008 at 9:21 pm
Lonie Polony
Very nice 8)
May 14, 2008 at 5:27 am
blackspike
Nice blog man …. look at mine ….. blackspike.wordpress.com
May 15, 2008 at 10:01 pm
anjoe
Once again, you make me *LOL*
May 16, 2008 at 3:34 am
roland eitler
*lol* great how simplyfied cartoons work
love it
May 16, 2008 at 2:38 pm
bigeyedeer
tanks!
🙂
May 16, 2008 at 2:44 pm
Roisin
Uncanny! – I was explaining “conditioning” to my sister last week after a few drinks and was trying to think of a comparison. I said I had conditioned myself to be drunk after 5 beers. . . . not really the best comparison in hindsight. . .
May 19, 2008 at 2:06 am
Bill
Brilliant. But you knew that already.
May 19, 2008 at 3:27 pm
Alex L.
What toppings do they come with…
May 22, 2008 at 10:01 am
joe_chemo2005
LOL does not come close to describe the mirth that your drawing provided me.
May 29, 2008 at 8:36 pm
AB
A ‘classical conditioning’;
June 1, 2008 at 2:59 am
Bill
Its the little touches like the knocked over chairs and the spilled wine that make the cartoon so much funnier. Cheers.
June 1, 2008 at 3:01 am
Bill
Sorry’ meant to post that with the ‘Speed mating’ cartoon.
June 1, 2008 at 1:01 pm
Scott
Great cartoon made my night.
June 2, 2008 at 2:54 pm
bigeyedeer
Alex L, The Professor’s Own Special Pavlovian Chutney. And onion.
Thanks for the comments, much appreciated as usual!
July 16, 2008 at 1:23 am
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July 17, 2008 at 12:04 am
O'Maolchathaigh
Cool!
July 17, 2008 at 7:33 pm
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CattivaMaestra
Pavloviano…
Questa vignetta proviene dal blog the rut., una miniera di umorismo, a volte un poco nero, da non perdere. Dategli una chance….