Quick! You’ve got time to sneak in a quick cartoon!
May 8, 2008 in cartoon | Tags: archaeology, cartoon, funny, history, humor, humour, masturbation, pompeii, pornography, rut, vesuvius, webcomic
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May 8, 2008 at 12:43 am
Nimish Batra
😐 OMG same title by mike and phil… :O “Squeeze” being the new Pencils at Dawn?
May 8, 2008 at 12:44 am
Craig
Hahahaha! Good one!
May 8, 2008 at 3:13 am
Adam R
Phil, you still crack me up with this stuff. XD
May 8, 2008 at 11:12 am
Lonie Polony
Lol I had to do an essay on the vestal virgins once. Not as entertaining as this cartoon.
May 8, 2008 at 11:26 am
G
That’s EXACTLY the way I want to go out!
Only with a bigger tent pole, natch.
May 8, 2008 at 3:41 pm
Alex L.
Well when the urge hits…
May 9, 2008 at 3:11 am
Gal Pal Lis
Ha that is hilarious Phil!!!
May 9, 2008 at 5:13 am
Pliskin
I love these!! They’re really funny!!!
May 9, 2008 at 8:19 am
bigeyedeer
G: Well there’s a volcano erupting in Chile at the moment, and I can lend you one my… erm… I mean, one of Mike’s girly mags.
Nimish: If we can squeeze out ANY cartoon for Pencils I’ll be happy! But we will get properly stuck into it once work at the agency calms down a little.
PS. Thanks for the nice comments guys. 🙂
PPS. Lis, long time no speak! Write me an email!
May 9, 2008 at 11:12 pm
roodiedoodie
Up Pompeii???
May 11, 2008 at 11:41 pm
madhouse6
oh my god. i actually spit out my coffee.
too funny
May 21, 2008 at 6:10 pm
raddo
This one is going straight to the poolroom
May 22, 2008 at 6:05 pm
cat
this is dead funny. i loved it.
May 23, 2008 at 7:40 pm
Peet
You can just imagine the question that kid’s going to ask… Great stuff!
May 25, 2008 at 10:34 am
Kayla
so funny, your still rockin i see… that a boy..rock onward..
July 16, 2008 at 8:01 pm
Gary Murning
A whole new dimension to the phrase “a little stiffy”! Great work! Really enjoying it.
September 17, 2009 at 6:56 pm
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