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- @TimOfLegend @giantbomb mmmmm... Precarious beer... 1 week ago
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- RT @PhilTippett: -for once i enjoy & recommend a Star Wars sequel - reminds me of Frank Sinatra. Beloved, then tepid, then loved again w sa… 6 months ago
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- This cartoon upsized its ‘Body of Christ’ communion meal to ‘godsize’.
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- (Three minutes of silence as this cartoon fights a make-believe wind.)
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- This cartoon wrote a sweary word on your toilet wall.
- This cartoon sneezed and made William Tell miss. Well, the apple anyway.
- Presents from the animal kingdom.
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- This cartoon means no disrespect to Native Americans.
- WARNING! This cartoon spits when angry!
- Unlike some massages, this cartoon has no happy ending.
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- This cartoon is the last penguin cartoon for a while. I swear.