This cartoon just requested its third sponge bath for the morning.

This cartoon just worked its way through your firewall.

If that shitty film ends up destroying the world, I will be one pissed-off atheist.

This cartoon has a few tricks up its, erm, sleeve.

This cartoon says it’ll have your daughter home by ten.

This cartoon is like a breath of fresh air.

This cartoon comes with tartare.

This cartoon is doing its bit.

This cartoon ain’t got no sole.

This cartoon narrowly avoided references to ‘nuts’, ‘holes’ and ‘wood’.

PS. People always say squirrels are dirty. I’m not sure if this is what they meant.

PPS. I’ve updated my Cafe Press store a bit. Tell your friends! Or your enemies, depending on if you think my stuff sucks or not. http://www.cafepress.com.au/therut