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October 8, 2007 at 9:56 pm
philosopherpoet
Greetings bigeyedeer;)
Awesome comic. My names Jonathan my blog name is philosopherpoet. My email is madpoet19@gmail.com. I really like some of your stuff and the way you drawn. Its pretty original I think.
I really enjoy satire which might be a reason I love the concept so much. You can think of me as a Poet who loves words and few pictures(i.e. they have to be extremely original and smart in order for me to say…ahhh…and see the light) . I also have (sometimes) anti-gay…grrr hardcore male tendencies! Anyway think I’ll say it again awesome comic. I’m also a bit of a fan of online comics so if you can even give me some awesome sites that I might be able to surf?
P.S. > > > You could say I’m keen to connect with you. Also if you’re okay with it…I’d also like a bit of help with some things on WordPress since I’m a bit of a newbie in the world of Blogs:)
PhilsopherPoet
*May The Muse And Plato Juice Be With You*
October 8, 2007 at 11:11 pm
Crushinator
ooooOOOOoooo! Phil’s got a boyfriend!
October 9, 2007 at 7:55 am
maryt
Okay now I got rid of fags 2 1/2 years ago– I even lead a quit smoking support group for all those people who are trying to quit.
However the “fags” (I can hardly say the word when it refers to gays) in Brokeback Mountain turned me on — Jake Gyllenhaal and what’s his name. — and I’m a woman!
Philosopherpoet, I’m a poet also. I’m not happy about your stance on gays but I’ve been on wordpress for a real long while and will help whenever you need it.
October 9, 2007 at 7:58 am
maryt
Shut up Crushinator!
October 9, 2007 at 8:16 am
seemikedraw
Yeah philsopherpoet, for the record, that’s not cool. I’m pretty sure Phil’s cartoon is just a bit of wordplay and shouldn’t be read into any more than that.
October 9, 2007 at 9:28 am
Baby Milo
Haha I love the cartoon! Haha welcome to brokeback mountain this is great! *picks up cig and smokes it*
Phil: Thanks Milo 🙂
October 9, 2007 at 10:09 am
bigeyedeer
Hmmmm.
Philosopher poet, you completely and utterly misread the cartoon. I do not have “anti-gay” tendencies, not sometimes, not ever. This cartoon is a friendly jibe, and as Mike says, a bit of wordplay. Nothing more.
Anyway, the lesson for today for everyone: be open-minded. And of course: have a sense of humour.
(Next week’s class: How to seduce a nun.)
October 9, 2007 at 12:04 pm
kyle
i loved it.
brilliant. i’m gay and i even got the joke!
October 9, 2007 at 5:07 pm
bigeyedeer
Thank god for people with a sense of humour. Cheers Kyle. 🙂
October 9, 2007 at 6:45 pm
nursemyra
hilarious. and my gay son thinks so too
October 10, 2007 at 2:29 am
Gal Pal Lis
Ha that is hilarious, but come on Phil we all know you are a homophobe incognito as an amateur cartoonist, secretly trying to influence everyone into gay bashing. What is the next one going to be on anti semitism…. you should be ashamed…. Loved it by the way!!
October 10, 2007 at 8:56 am
Lex
One of your best my friend, one of your best! 🙂
October 11, 2007 at 2:38 am
stickynotetheatre
I can’t decide which is funnier…the cartoon or the ‘love note.’
Man, I never get any sweet, fawning comments… 😦
October 15, 2007 at 4:35 am
Harish Alagappa
Phil’s still lucky to not get ‘love notes’ from Indians…
Lets add Xenophobia and racial discrimination to anti-homosexuality, shall we? Please?
Awesome comic as usual…
October 15, 2007 at 1:59 pm
bigeyedeer
Now Harish, you know that those love notes you sent were in violation of the restraining order I put out against you and Nimish. Now let’s all just get on with our lives, shall we??
PS. What happened to Nimish? Is he seeing another cartoonist?? IS HE???
November 9, 2007 at 2:23 am
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November 13, 2007 at 2:51 am
Steven
Classic. =D
December 7, 2007 at 4:51 pm
philosopherpoet
I want to apologize about my previous comment that mentioned I was anti-gay. I didn’t mean to offend anyone, and I myself do have lot of gay friends. I’m not anti-gay in the slightest, and I think its very narrow-minded if you are anyway. I sometimes get caught up more in the cynism, and forget my own principals 😉
maryt, some help would be appreciated, if you could email me I’ve got some questions…
>May the Muse and Plato Juice be with you 😉
December 9, 2007 at 11:31 am
bigeyedeer
No probs PP. Glad to hear it! 🙂