This cartoon is holier than thou.

This cartoon is taking a deep breath and checking the wind direction.

 

NOTE: On the off-chance I don’t get another Rut toon up before Christmas (and let’s be honest, given my track record of late, it’s rather unlikely) I would like to wish you all a Merry and safe Christmas. Here’s to a couple of weeks off work and drinking beer at ten in the morning! (Normally I wait until eleven)

Cheers

Phil

This cartoon giggled when Mr. Happy was diagnosed with bipolar disorder.

A cartoon about how Bugs bunny lost his hare.

WARNING! This cartoon spits when angry!

PS. Random fact. Did you know that shepherds use llamas to protect their sheep herds?  You see, llamas attack and kill any dog or fox stupid enough to come after the lambs. Apparently, they leap through the air and thrust their knees forward as weapons. Kind of like Hulk Hogan. But woolier.

Anyway, this has gotta be true because it was told to me by the crazy guy in our town who drives around with his pet llama in his little car, its head sticking out the side window like a big, weird-looking dog. I even got my photo taken with it once. True story.

This cartoon just shagged your wife and escaped using a jetpack.