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June 10, 2008 in cartoon | Tags: cartoon, france, french, frog, frog's legs, funny, henson, humor, humour, kermit, muppet, rainbow, rut, webcomic

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    June 10, 2008 at 10:50 am

    G

    i’m not worried for kermit. miss piggy will save him.

    unless the creepy hiker dude got her first!

    hmmmm… bacon.

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    June 10, 2008 at 12:29 pm

    bigeyedeer

    I suppose you could also use Piggy to sniff for truffles…?

    I’m interested to know: Which muppet would you least like to eat? Personally, I wouldn’t fancy eating Gonzo. No real reason… he just doesn’t look all that tasty.

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    June 10, 2008 at 12:34 pm

    Lonie Polony

    Alternate title: The truth about Jim Henson.

    I wouldn’t like to eat Scooter. Never liked him.

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    June 10, 2008 at 12:48 pm

    Adam R

    “If you get that tongue fixed, you could make millions of people happy.”

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    June 10, 2008 at 6:13 pm

    Alex L.

    Truly evil… I wouldnt eat Sam the eagle… he’s just to much of a patriot.

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    June 10, 2008 at 11:36 pm

    JT-Stickynote Theatre

    Damn, it really isn’t easy being green…

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    June 11, 2008 at 12:53 am

    Nimish Batra

    neat-o

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    June 11, 2008 at 7:13 am

    kmii

    Poor Kermy…a cartoon tender, but tough – on second thought, maybe that should read, tough…but tender?

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    June 11, 2008 at 11:14 am

    neofreud

    I love this one! πŸ™‚

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    June 11, 2008 at 5:11 pm

    bigeyedeer

    Thanks guys. πŸ™‚

    I thought of another. Elmo. As much as I would like to see him eaten, I don’t think I could stomach the sickly sweet flavour of Elmo meat.

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      February 2, 2012 at 12:10 pm

      Marcelo

      Oh golly gee…these two are skmniog hot! Such amazing work by DH…I really think this session is one of his best to date! Congrats to the couple, I can’t wait to see the wedding pics either! Those are going to be fantastic!!!

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    June 11, 2008 at 6:54 pm

    Alex L.

    ‘Elmo meat’… eugh creepiest phrase ever!

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    June 11, 2008 at 9:05 pm

    seemikedraw

    You’re right Alex. Phil, ‘the sickly sweet flavour of Elmo meat’ is all kinds of wrong. When I have children, please stay away from them.

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    June 11, 2008 at 10:51 pm

    bigeyedeer

    “Elmo Meat”. Good name for a band, maybe? Probably death metal.

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    June 12, 2008 at 9:11 am

    madhouse6

    sick and twisted. and loving every minute of it.

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    June 12, 2008 at 9:48 am

    shwnx

    So cool!

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    June 12, 2008 at 1:05 pm

    mrjangles

    Certainly not what I expected but a laugh in any case πŸ™‚

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    June 15, 2008 at 7:13 am

    steppingoverthejunk

    Ha! I used to sit and listen to my record of the Muppet Movie and sing that song really really loud. Just a memory.

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    June 18, 2008 at 2:58 am

    MicroPie

    Hehehe nice one!

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    June 22, 2008 at 3:36 pm

    zbelljegger

    Small nit to pick: in the movie, Kermit played a banjo, not a guitar.

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    June 22, 2008 at 8:18 pm

    bigeyedeer

    Yes, but that was during the bluegrass years, whereas this cartoon depicts Kermit’s alt-country period which came soon after. Jeez! Get your facts straight!

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    July 14, 2008 at 8:18 pm

    kiransawhney

    Urs is a cute blog. I like it

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    July 16, 2008 at 1:44 pm

    RC

    Okay, I think I want to cry… πŸ˜‰

    Very creative and am enjoying your stuff!

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    July 19, 2008 at 5:55 am

    meimi132

    Freakin’ awesome!!!!!

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    August 7, 2008 at 6:43 am

    Joshua

    But — that really was the plot of the movie.

    PHIL: Holy shit. I just looked it up in wikipedia. I’ll have to plead ignorance here… I never would have thought Jim Henson could think of such horrible things.

    That will teach me to research a little better next time. Though I am beginning to realise that most ideas have been done before. Sometimes, when you are completely in love with that brilliant new idea you just had… and it seems so neat and perfectly awesome, and you can’t wait to put it up on your website… a little voice says, “Google it”. And you force yourself to do just that. And there, sure enough, some other guy has done it first. And you cry like a school girl.

    Anyway, thanks for letting me know.

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    August 8, 2008 at 2:20 am

    Nimish Batra

    *ahem*: “The Simpsons Already Did It”

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    August 8, 2008 at 12:03 pm

    bigeyedeer

    Amen!

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    August 15, 2008 at 6:58 am

    Jason

    I love it! Next time I make a cartoon of you here, I’ll make sure it’s edible~!

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    March 11, 2009 at 7:09 am

    brook

    so

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    March 11, 2009 at 7:10 am

    brook

    i love you

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    March 11, 2009 at 7:11 am

    brook

    i love jackson

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    January 3, 2010 at 3:28 am

    jcpartidas

    Wow, you are so cruel lately…. jejeje.
    Very Good, and poor Kermit (or RenΓ©, in Spanish)

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