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May 29, 2008 at 3:24 am
Nimish Batra
Eww…. Just in retaliation for that one, I’ll be pedantic and say that women weren’t allowed @ the olympics when they were nekkid-o-lympics.
May 29, 2008 at 9:21 am
bigeyedeer
nimish, i love ya man, but sometimes i just wanna slap ya.
May 29, 2008 at 10:44 am
joe_chemo2005
Holy hairy oiled ass. Nice hand placement by the way.
May 29, 2008 at 1:17 pm
G
How I miss the 70s!
Seriously, this is prime-time t-shirt material.
May 29, 2008 at 1:28 pm
Lonie Polony
Hee hee! That’s funny. I’m glad I don’t have to see anyone’s hairy bum or dangly bits anymore. Even Matt Shirvington was a bit too confronting for me…
May 29, 2008 at 4:40 pm
Alex L.
My moneys on the guy with the hairy ass… it just looks like he wants it more.
May 29, 2008 at 7:32 pm
nv1962
Women’s volleyball in ancient Greece? Ha – that’s impossible, they hadn’t invented beaches back then!
June 9, 2008 at 10:36 pm
Has-it
haha….
can’t stop laughing….
June 19, 2008 at 9:48 am
Lex
forget womens volleyball i’d be at the womens wrestling!! and hopefully it would rain cause then it would be nude mud wrestling!! oh yeah baby.
June 20, 2008 at 3:21 am
Nimish Batra
Hey I just remembered (this is going to get worse man) – women do wrestle nude.
But they’re (are you ready) Japanese Female Sumo Wrestlers.
*Tada!* Voila!
Are your eyes burning at the very thought?
June 20, 2008 at 10:49 am
bigeyedeer
To the contrary Nimish, I think it would be like one gigantic, erotic earthquake, 8.5 on the richter scale of love. Seismically SEXY!
June 21, 2008 at 12:37 am
Nimish Batra
HA HA!! Dude, priceless! *wipes tear*
July 16, 2008 at 4:26 pm
pokerfanatic
Hey mate,
Lovely blog! Just wanted to ask if you wanted to exchange links? My blog is at http://pokerfanatic.wordpress.com
Drop me a comment anytime if you are interested. Wonderful work again.
Cheers
July 23, 2008 at 10:58 pm
iPhone Professional
Nice blog. Love the creativity. If you are a tech freak, pls give my blog a read too sometime – http://iphoneschool.blogspot.com
April 7, 2009 at 4:45 am
Mouserz
I’m going to be a smart-ass and point out that women weren’t allowed to do shit back then.
April 7, 2009 at 8:04 am
bigeyedeer
Never let the truth get in the way of a good story. You smart-ass bastard.
January 3, 2010 at 3:30 am
jcpartidas
Obviously, a better choice.
March 18, 2010 at 1:09 am
anon
yeah!!!
November 11, 2010 at 5:11 am
chris
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE?
November 11, 2010 at 5:12 am
chris
WHAT THE FUCK!!!