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November 9, 2007 at 4:58 pm
nursemyra
cool!
and that blue matches my corset 🙂
November 9, 2007 at 5:46 pm
Fat Tony
Excellent. My first laugh out loud of the day.
November 9, 2007 at 7:58 pm
Rhys
I think I’ve died and gone to gun joke heaven
November 9, 2007 at 8:19 pm
mediawatchwatch
Do you sell your original artwork?
November 10, 2007 at 12:35 am
M. C.
Love it!! 😀
November 10, 2007 at 12:40 am
Gal Pal Lis
Confronting but great. I guess that is what they mean when they say that a person is of blue blood ………
November 10, 2007 at 3:10 am
stickynotetheatre
Good show, good sir!
November 10, 2007 at 4:18 am
roodiedoodie
Excellent as always
November 10, 2007 at 4:35 am
maryt
Fantastic, Phil!! Kablueeee!
November 10, 2007 at 8:16 am
bigeyedeer
Cheers all. 🙂 Lis, hope I didn’t make you spill your coffee or anything. 😉
Mediawatchwatch, 80% of my toons are done in photoshop, I’m not a good enough artist to draw a complete cartoon in one go on a single piece of paper… each cartoon is usually spread across several sheets, and I put it all together and colour and/or shade it in PS. But I can sell you a handful of the paper strewn across my desk… it might come in handy if you run out of bog roll. 😉
November 10, 2007 at 10:38 pm
anjoe
Hot white tea around the computer on a Saturday in Denmark. Thanks 😉
November 10, 2007 at 10:43 pm
bigeyedeer
hehe! 🙂
November 12, 2007 at 9:05 am
Sooty
Love it… will send it to all my colour-blind family… dad, bro, bro-inlaw, neice, & nana, need a lefty joke now…
November 13, 2007 at 2:33 am
Steven
I love this one. =D
November 14, 2007 at 4:55 pm
JeD
hahaha gr8 work as always!
November 14, 2007 at 10:08 pm
Sweeting
Hey where’d his watch go between frame 1 and 2?
November 15, 2007 at 1:07 pm
bigeyedeer
Erm… umm… What are ya?? Watchblind?
Actually, I think it is a physiological thing. In times of stress – such as having a gun pointed at you – people react differently. Some spring into action, while others cower and maybe even foul themselves. And others clench their fists so tightly that their hands actually decrease in mass, making watches liable to slip off their wrists. It’s a common thing, true story. I saw it on CSI Miami.
November 15, 2007 at 9:11 pm
seemikedraw
No, that’s actually the stunt guy that replaced the real actor from frame 1. Obviously wardrobe just neglected this detail. It happens a lot.
November 22, 2007 at 5:56 am
Liz
That. Is. Brilliant.
November 22, 2007 at 1:45 pm
bigeyedeer
Ta Liz 🙂
December 30, 2007 at 8:59 am
Carlos
I must say you are one sick individual. With all the violence in the world you decide to portray such vulgar acts of humanity like this. violence is wrong and it exists in our world because no one will change their ways. Your cartoon makes no effort to help things. It is such a sorry time when cartoons depict violence like this. Glorifying guts and blood and guns and shooting is not healthy, and you need to seek some professional help. You are very immature and should learn to use restraint or use humor that is in good spirit and know what company you are in. This is very terrible, and wreckless. like some others you have here. i have yet to find anything suitable here. i am taking this off my favorites even though i never had it on the list to begin with. you were off before you even got on it how about that for comedy irony!
January 7, 2008 at 6:59 am
kmii
So black & white…do try a little grey in your life sometime, Carlos…it’s a very sick world out there, and to highlight that ‘sickness’ we need satirists in our lives, i.e. people with minds that can make us all stop with our brakes full on…and think about it…think about it…think about it…
February 4, 2008 at 11:28 pm
VideoDoc
He he he 😀
July 17, 2008 at 8:42 pm
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October 1, 2008 at 5:38 pm
Mokokoma Mokhonoana
u killed it, well done!
April 7, 2009 at 8:40 am
Mouserz
color
April 7, 2009 at 4:11 pm
bigeyedeer
Mouserz… huh?
April 11, 2009 at 11:37 pm
Mouserz
Colour isn’t a word, color is though.
Also nice comic.
February 23, 2010 at 9:55 pm
adamtheimp
I saw a lower quality version of this somewhere else and I was trying to read the link on the side. It took me a while to find out that the link didn’t actually read BiGayDoor. bIgeYeDeer. Can you see it too?
February 27, 2010 at 1:25 pm
bigeyedeer
Curse you for discovering the secret subtext of my blog!
June 27, 2011 at 5:41 am
Chipis Sanz
I just killed my friend again :l Damn colorblindness! 😡
June 28, 2011 at 8:39 pm
holalola
look here: translate in spanish http://www.cuantocabron.com/mother_of_god/daltonico
December 29, 2011 at 7:37 am
Eric Valencia Gallardo
not bad