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October 12, 2007 at 6:48 pm
ana
I do find it amusing…hahaha…but I’m not a nerd, I’m tellin ya….I know shoes (I told ya) :)…
Looking for some link love…
October 12, 2007 at 11:18 pm
maryt
Really like it bigeyedeer…watched the original Star Trek in my day! Thanks for the laugh!
October 12, 2007 at 11:21 pm
Epex
Thats great 😀
October 12, 2007 at 11:40 pm
philosophyoflife
I get I fit the criteria – you so described….. but then I could never figure out my definition until now – that is 😉
October 12, 2007 at 11:57 pm
woltjef
i just discover your cartoon world, great!! love it!
October 13, 2007 at 12:09 am
stickynotetheatre
Best…Trek joke….ever.
October 13, 2007 at 3:02 am
marxsbeard
i don’t get it . . .
October 13, 2007 at 3:59 am
Seamus
I didn’t need a Star Trek cartoon to tell me I’m a nerd 🙂
October 13, 2007 at 5:36 am
LOTGK
Yes, I laughed out loud but did not chortle.
Great cartoon. thanks.
October 13, 2007 at 5:46 am
david b
I laughed, I lived, I loved… but not too much, I am a nerd afterall.
October 13, 2007 at 5:58 am
scott47
Ok, I’m no star stek fan, nor star wars. Heck as far as star trek i barely know who one character is, but this is funny!
http://scott47.wordpress.com/
October 13, 2007 at 7:25 am
bigeyedeer
Cheers all!
PS. marx’s beard:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vulcan_nerve_pinch
October 13, 2007 at 7:38 am
Ted
I guess I’m a nerd!
October 13, 2007 at 8:51 am
mysticsmuses
I am a nerd too 😛
October 13, 2007 at 9:26 am
engtech
nerd i do be
October 13, 2007 at 10:07 am
Jeff
That is phenomenally brilliant!
October 13, 2007 at 10:50 am
Matthew
so funny…. i’m such a nerd…
😀
October 13, 2007 at 11:31 am
thoughtsarethings
So would “revenge of the nerds” mean that we all say it sucks? JK, very clever.
I would like feedback on these articles: http://thoughtsarethings.wordpress.com
October 13, 2007 at 11:49 am
Julia
chick nerd here 😀
October 13, 2007 at 12:01 pm
denciojuan
is it a good thing or a bad thing…being nerd?hehehehe
love the pic…
October 13, 2007 at 12:04 pm
blahblah123ben
funny
October 13, 2007 at 12:14 pm
WendySkeleton
I got it, but I would say I’m a dork. Is that okay?
October 13, 2007 at 12:16 pm
wwwebaycom
I guess I am then
October 13, 2007 at 12:20 pm
robin
Zaaaaaap. Love it.
October 13, 2007 at 12:23 pm
Dylan.
Yes!
The Vulcan nerve-pinch!
Brilliant!!
October 13, 2007 at 12:41 pm
fysa123
this is bull shit how can you guys love this it’s crap. oh email me at mchlcstnd@yahoo.com to talk to me
October 13, 2007 at 4:00 pm
pttphoto
ha. im not sure if i get it or not.
October 13, 2007 at 4:09 pm
M.Liang Liu
u must be joking,haha… 🙂
October 13, 2007 at 4:13 pm
bitterballen
I don’t understand.. is that a vampire who offers the spock and massage?
^^ sorry..
October 13, 2007 at 4:16 pm
semitough
dammit. i laughed. snorted even.
October 13, 2007 at 4:30 pm
narziss
HaHaHa!
My goodness…This was really amusing! And I don’t care for the nerd label-humour yourself! 😉 But this was truly good…
October 13, 2007 at 4:43 pm
Abby F
Truly funny. Keep ’em coming! 😉
October 13, 2007 at 5:08 pm
jackjill
Funny 🙂
October 13, 2007 at 5:28 pm
bigeyedeer
Thank you my fellow nerds (and dorks).
🙂
October 13, 2007 at 6:41 pm
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October 13, 2007 at 6:42 pm
Richmond
I didn’t get it…
October 13, 2007 at 6:42 pm
Richmond
Really. (hehe)
October 13, 2007 at 7:07 pm
thescoundrel
Alright so I’m a nerd. No new news there I afraid! 🙂
October 13, 2007 at 7:48 pm
janeywilde
So I’m a nerd too. But then I knew that 😉
October 13, 2007 at 7:57 pm
Shust One
I laughed so I must be a nerd. Pretty funny stuff.
October 13, 2007 at 9:01 pm
jukeofurl
Is that the Spock who wrote the baby book? and what is a nerd?
October 13, 2007 at 9:21 pm
tennyomelime
lol This is hilarious!
October 13, 2007 at 9:27 pm
snowy270
i dont get it
http://snowy270.wordpress.com
October 13, 2007 at 9:30 pm
びっくり
Yuck, my drink came out through my nose. I guess I failed the test.
October 13, 2007 at 9:32 pm
lehmansgreg
Nerd. Yep. and a trekkie
October 14, 2007 at 1:09 am
podcastjunky
Absolutely great!
I’ve just had to add a like to your blog from mine and also plonked your pic with a link and acknowledgement to you at my tumblelog too.
Great blog, great pix and thanks for sharing!
Alex – Podcast Junky UK
October 14, 2007 at 1:29 am
blayde
lol, that’s a classic, Stumbled!
October 14, 2007 at 1:28 pm
bigeyedeer
Cheers guys, appreciate it! 🙂
October 15, 2007 at 6:24 am
podcastjunky
You’re more than welcome. Abso-flippin’-lutely terrific! In fact tomorrow a posting will be on ym blog plimping your blog and pix..! I love ’em… thanks for sharing.
Alex
October 15, 2007 at 9:01 pm
Gal Pal Lis
Phil, I like some others here don’t get it (and am not ashamed to admit it!). Are you able to give a quick explanation? Obviously there is something about a Vulcan nerve pinch that kills people??
October 15, 2007 at 9:53 pm
bigeyedeer
Lisa, oh Lisa… is this some kind of feeble attempt to deny your nerd status?? 😉
But yes, you’re very much on the right track.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vulcan_nerve_pinch
Miss you, you dork. 🙂
October 15, 2007 at 11:45 pm
bigeyedeer
PS. Happy Birthday Lis! 🙂
October 19, 2007 at 1:15 am
Gal Pal Lis
Thanks you do know it was the 12th 😉 Now I get it though thanks – your jokes too smart for me….
October 21, 2007 at 9:36 pm
Diane
This is my favourite one. Live long and prosper 🙂
December 8, 2007 at 1:11 pm
Jonathan
Intergalactic planetary by the Beastie Boys:
If you try to knock me you’ll get mocked
I’ll stir fry you in my wok
Your knees’ll start shaking and your fingers pop
Like a pinch on the neck of Mr. Spock!
Intergalactic planetary
Planetary intergalactic
(With Love to New York!)
January 7, 2011 at 6:01 pm
ash
If you think this is funny, and you are a true nerd, go to xkcd.com and you will truly live
December 14, 2011 at 9:10 am
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