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June 22, 2007 at 4:21 pm
Nimish Batra
Before I read it…
YAAY! New Cartoon day!
TGIF !
June 22, 2007 at 10:03 pm
maryt
Yea!! Yes, new cartoon! And a VERY FUNNY one too! Thanx bigeyedeer!
June 22, 2007 at 11:14 pm
bigeyedeer
Thank you for being so patient. As I keep telling my long-suffering girlfriend Claire, this is just a busy work phase I am going through, and once it is over, I will lavish attention on her, and take her out for many a romantic dinner.
The same applies for readers of the rut. In a month or so, when things aren’t so crazy, I will be back tooning at full capacity. And as for the romantic dinner… I will pick you all up at 8. And can you wear that snazzy black number I like?
June 23, 2007 at 6:26 am
harish42
My entire wardrobe is black… but snazzy? hmm…
I hate entomology, which happened to be my dad’s Master’s subject… and he thinks that Aerospace Engineering is boring!
June 23, 2007 at 4:27 pm
maryt
I’m there and ready for the romantic dinner, bigeyedeer. Will you be cartooning at dinner? I wouldn’t mind. ๐
June 23, 2007 at 8:26 pm
borutpeterlin
Ha!
And this situation is real also for a human species! Great cartoon!
B5
June 26, 2007 at 2:43 am
Spenno
Now i know why they are praying all the time. God is so cruel.
June 26, 2007 at 7:11 pm
Nimish Batra
Why not send her white roses in the meantime, with small cards bearing song lyrics, which have secret messages coded into the musical notes?
Keeping the mystery alive and that sort of thing. Or was it long gunfights with slow-mo sequences and awesome zoom and unlimited reloads?
June 27, 2007 at 12:22 am
bigeyedeer
Nimish, you romantic devil, you. ๐ Although I suppose it depends on what the messages you code into the music say. Just be carfeul you don’t start dating some autistic genius girl who can decode stuff like that, or you might get a slap, sunshine. ๐
June 27, 2007 at 9:38 pm
DODGERTHAT
He’s very clever!!! I love you BIGEYEDEER
June 28, 2007 at 4:36 am
Nimish Batra
That’s probably worth an angry glare, not a slap.
Well, it might be, but I think rain is wet, so who am I to judge?
[click that old link. watch that movie.]
A related joke.
A bad one at that.
A bad knock knock joke.
*ahem*
Thank you.
June 29, 2007 at 10:26 am
Gal Pal Lis
Hey finally I have been begging for more and telling all my friends about you and having to say ‘he does draw cartoons…no really he does….no that wasn’t a ploy to get attention….come back!!!!!’
As for dinner can we have tuna and tomatoes….please!!!!
June 29, 2007 at 9:13 pm
stickynotetheatre
You mean that’s NOT a good sign when she says that??? Ah crap…
Before my imminent decapitation…please do a guest submission for the Theatre? Pretty please?
June 30, 2007 at 2:48 am
bigeyedeer
Hey Lis, you will get sick of eating tuna and tomatoes one day, you know. It can’t go on forever. And as for the cartoons, BE PATIENT, WOMAN! ๐
Stickynote, it would be my pleasure, thanks for asking. Though I can’t do it for a little while… In a couple of weeks, definitely.
October 13, 2007 at 4:49 pm
Laidbackness
Ha ha. Brilliant ๐
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