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June 6, 2007 at 3:06 pm
Adam R
Oh.. Gross. Good drawing of a fish though. I’m disturbed.
June 6, 2007 at 3:18 pm
Nimish Batra
Deeply disturbing indeed.
June 6, 2007 at 3:54 pm
Peet
This is turning me on. The lovely grayscale artwork, I mean… not the climaxing fish. Great gag, Phil!
June 6, 2007 at 7:08 pm
Kayla
man this reminds me of when i worked at a fish hatchery…hahah I got to jerk off salmon and my boss got to catchthe jizz in a little plastic cup.gross
hahahah I made 1000 baby fish with each wack hahahahahah
June 6, 2007 at 11:46 pm
bigeyedeer
heheh, Kayla. How does one whack off a fish?? I hope they at least took you to a movie and dinner first.
I remember in science class seeing a documentary in which a female zoo attendant was tossing off a panda bear. What was funny was that the panda was quite obviously enjoying it, groaning and grunting like a drunken frat boy. That was the talk of our science class for some time, I can tell you.
Peet, cheers, I’m enjoying the grayscale thing also. And not that you’d be interested or anything, but I found this great website with loads of great photos and videos and stuff. Maybe you should check it out. http://www.climaxingfish.com
😉
June 7, 2007 at 4:54 am
Nimish Batra
Even more disturbing.
By the way, anyone whacking a fish? There’s a hit out on Tommy the trout…
Heh heh… the fishes…. they sleep with the fishes.
Heh heh…
[I know plural of fish is fish. Please don’t slaughter me grammar police…
Karma Police…. I’ve given all I can, it’s not enough.]
And wasn’t Rebecca Loos on TV doing ‘something’ to a horse on British TV [Animal Farm was the show I think]?
She was the one who alleged having an affair with David Beckham.
David Beckham is Posh Spice’s husband and is a footballer who’s the most marketable in the world.
Football is what the Americans call soccer.
You know… that round white inflated ball with the black spots?
June 7, 2007 at 5:24 am
mel
Ewww…..ewww……oh, and ewwwwww. 🙂
June 7, 2007 at 6:16 am
Jman
Cripes. What if I catch one of those on Saturday?
I’d better take some tissues…
June 7, 2007 at 6:19 am
bigeyedeer
Even worse, what if you catch a sperm whale? I’d take the whole box of tissues just in case.
June 7, 2007 at 12:06 pm
stickynotetheatre
What if a female fish is swimming downstream from this sleeping fish? Illegitimate baby fish everywhere!
June 7, 2007 at 3:52 pm
Nimish Batra
Perish the thought.
June 7, 2007 at 5:45 pm
Matt
You’ve received the dubious honor of being google’s number one hit when searching for “climaxing fish”.
June 7, 2007 at 11:30 pm
bigeyedeer
It took me 32 years… but finally I made something of my life and became number one in something! God… I’m gettin’ all choked up here…
June 8, 2007 at 1:03 am
tweak81
This is strangely arousing.
June 8, 2007 at 7:53 pm
maryt
And this is what I waited so long for…?? Get your mind out of the gutter, bigeyedeer! Well I suppose it is out of the gutter and in the upstream…ugh!
June 10, 2007 at 11:40 am
strangerdanger
me thinks the story about the panda and the science class is some twisted adolescent memory but certainly worth a cartoon
June 11, 2007 at 1:38 am
Kayla
i see ive caused aa ….hahahah to funny ps my boss bought me beer after our fish adventure and yup its all the same direction hahahhaha to the left..hahahaha grosse .and ill never forget having to bonk the female fishes to retrieve her eggs …for a femmy girl ..I wacked that fish good ..in other words I wacked em all hahahah
June 13, 2007 at 7:19 am
Mike-tacular
Fish can’t talk!
June 13, 2007 at 8:11 pm
Kayla
blub blub hahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahaha I always thought if gold fish could really tell you how they feel…they would sum it up with one word………..bored blubblub
June 14, 2007 at 1:54 pm
Adam R
Can a goldfish really be that bored when they have a memory span of 3 seconds?
June 23, 2007 at 3:08 am
amuirin
Big huge laugh. Thanks.
November 30, 2007 at 10:54 pm
UZUMAKI
LOL, that was funny! 😀
December 1, 2007 at 4:12 am
saidu
I need a picturic of how fishes have sex. thanks
March 24, 2008 at 7:36 am
Joe
hehee:)