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April 22, 2007 at 12:57 pm
Nimish Batra
ET score goal !
April 22, 2007 at 8:18 pm
Matthew
Ha! Ha! oh, and Ewww.
April 23, 2007 at 9:33 am
Gal Pal Lis
Hehe as usuaL good one Philly!
April 23, 2007 at 5:21 pm
maryt
How about “I will not PULL your finger.”?
April 23, 2007 at 8:35 pm
Mel
The Matthew up there is my son. I was in his account when I commented. Ooops. He did think it was funny and gross though….but it didn’t want you to think some 9 year old was reading your cartoons.
April 23, 2007 at 11:21 pm
bigeyedeer
Mary, excellent alternative line. Perhaps even better than the original. However, it isn’t quite disgusting enough. You see, I’m an immature man, Mary… A very immature man. 🙂
In fact, I was beginning to worry my sense of humour was a bit TOO immature, as I seemed to be attracting small children to my site. Mel, I must say I am sort of relieved. hehe 🙂
April 24, 2007 at 1:12 pm
Jeremy
Love your cartoons. I look forward to each new one.
April 24, 2007 at 3:51 pm
Kayla
OOO yes ET smelly finger this is beautiful..so smart
April 25, 2007 at 12:14 am
bigeyedeer
Thanks both!
April 29, 2007 at 3:57 pm
Nimish Batra
NO NEW CONTENT
*GUMBY WANT TO SMASH*
NO NEW CONTENT IN A WEEK… MAKE GUMBY ANGRY!
April 30, 2007 at 2:03 am
kmii
Hear! hear! But Gumby a great distraction for us while we so patiently wait!
April 30, 2007 at 6:38 am
bigeyedeer
Hey, didn’t you read the title?? I said 20 years! Nothing new until then! 😉
Sorry guys I am soooo busy. But next week I will finally be done with this job I am working on and then BAM I will inundate you all with new material.
gulp, hope I can live up to that…
April 30, 2007 at 6:42 am
Nimish Batra
Hmm.
Hmmm.
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ah….
err…
…
Hmm.
April 30, 2007 at 7:01 am
bigeyedeer
Quick! Does anyone know the heimlich manouevre?? Nimish appears to be choking!
😉
April 30, 2007 at 7:32 am
Nimish Batra
The “auto-heimlich” … I cure myself!
Yis! It be tru !
May 3, 2007 at 9:46 am
harish42
Damn It!
I’m waiting for you to sell your soul to Satan (or Corporate America/Australia) and inundate the market with The Rut keychains, mugs, T-shirts, bikinis, underpants and whatever else. Soon to be followed by a ‘The Rut’ movie to be produced by Disney and a ‘The Rut’ video-game from EA.
This excludes the earlier mentioned biopic on your life. Howard is still interested.
May 3, 2007 at 9:47 am
harish42
That’s Ron Howard, not your Prime Minister.
January 18, 2008 at 4:59 pm
vhanded
Wow, I love this ET cartoon!!
I am interested to use it as t-shirt design in my campus sci-fi convention, not commercially use, can I? can contact me at v.handed [at] gmail [dot] com.
You’re really talented humorer!
January 25, 2008 at 12:40 pm
bigeyedeer
Vhanded, sure thing, sorry I missed this comment, havn’t checked the site for a while! If you still want it, email me at pselby@tpg.com.au and I’ll send you a higher rez version…
cheers
August 20, 2008 at 5:36 pm
tilah haken
i love this! i love all you cartoons GO PHIL!