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April 9, 2007 at 1:45 pm
Nimish Batra
Honestly, pigeon vs poop?
I had a paper today… [no cartoon before my paper? 😦 😦 ]
I sent an SMS last night
I got the reply
April 9, 2007 at 7:28 pm
Kayla
I just love these comics of yours..really fun eh…yes iam from canada eh….ooooo hahaha I LAUGH DAILY AT YOUR DAILY FUNNIES …..
April 9, 2007 at 7:28 pm
T.D. Fuhringer
Ha ha! That’s great, my dog Frodo did that for me once, right on my bed.
Classic! 🙂
April 10, 2007 at 3:04 pm
JT
Funny how pets do that stuff. I found a nice hairball in my shoe…all the way down at the toe. That’ll put you in a good mood for work!
April 11, 2007 at 12:55 pm
bigeyedeer
Our old cat gave my brother a present: he pissed on each of the two crates that together contained his entire record (vinyl) collection. We made all sorts of jokes about the cat not liking his taste in music.
But we stopped joking about it when a year or so later, the cat pissed on his CD collection as well.
That was old Uss, a true feline mental patient.
🙂
April 13, 2007 at 4:45 pm
leo
aww come on man, you gotta update!
April 16, 2007 at 7:11 pm
maryt
I agree I love your cartoons…I check back often. Don’t make my trip in vain.
April 28, 2007 at 11:37 pm
thebemusedcapybara
nice one. love your stuff. respect.
June 26, 2008 at 1:05 am
lara
i just love animals!!!!
November 7, 2008 at 1:49 am
bob
cool
November 10, 2008 at 10:43 am
brooke
cool but gross!
January 16, 2009 at 11:29 am
tracy
like a shit
February 8, 2009 at 9:39 am
Aubrey
U know,i searched this on Funny kids pictures, but their not funny.
February 18, 2009 at 8:22 am
bigeyedeer
Aubrey.
Try googling “grammar” or “spelling”. I think that will be of more use to you.
September 26, 2009 at 10:44 am
black rabbit
time for fluffy and fido to die….
December 21, 2009 at 1:05 pm
Flowerchild
Hey I ❤ these, they r sooooooooooo funny
February 24, 2010 at 2:57 am
sali berisha
te dashur qytetar.une s’jam nje njeri shum i zoti.une s’ju kam sherbyer shume mire pallatet s’jane ndertuar dhe te lyera mire, dritat mungojne uji mungon
MOS ME ZGJIDHNI MEEEE!U LODHA DUKE IU SHERBYER,BUDALLENJ,IDIOT, INJORANTE,DEEBIILAAAA!
April 9, 2010 at 9:24 am
bitch
SHUT THE FUCK UP, BITCH!!! 😛
April 9, 2010 at 9:26 am
fayth
🙂 😦 😀 😛 :] 😉
April 9, 2010 at 9:26 am
fayth
HA! :O 😛 😀 :] 😉
July 1, 2010 at 8:53 pm
un - named
hahahahahahahahaha! lol! i love it! please ignore this comment, you don’t even know me, i just wanted to express my feelings and stuff, see ya! 😀
July 1, 2010 at 8:56 pm
the dog in the picture
😀 :] LOL :O 😀
July 1, 2010 at 8:58 pm
:D
😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 i prefer the dog’s gift 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀
July 1, 2010 at 9:00 pm
:D face freak :D
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December 7, 2010 at 6:03 pm
leila
hi it’s funny but still I can’t understand it