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March 27, 2007 at 1:55 pm
stickynotetheatre
Aha! This is why you aren’t in a newspaper yet! Graphic violence!
But wait…violence sells! Our papers NEED more violence! (cause the police reports and war stories just ain’t cuttin’ it)
BTW: love the skeletal blank stare at the end…
March 27, 2007 at 2:37 pm
Nimish Batra
John Woo… take THAT.
March 27, 2007 at 2:40 pm
Nimish Batra
I just thought of something… If a newspaper picks you up, we’re screwed !
I don’t get any Aussie papers!
March 27, 2007 at 11:14 pm
bigeyedeer
Hey no way! If a newspaper picked me up I’d go into the editor’s office and I’d be all, like, “Listen here, chump. My ‘toons stay online as well as in your paper, got it? So just sign here on this contract waiver and you’ll get your kids back safe and sound” and I reckon that would do the trick.
And yes, more violence! Newspapers are full of violence already, *real* violence, too, so a little more cartoon violence couldn’t hurt. Also, I got a nasty paper cut from a newspaper once. True story.
March 28, 2007 at 2:00 am
Diana
…It reminds me of those creepy face transplants that were in the news quite a while ago…
May 27, 2012 at 2:10 am
Neha
This frame certainly scturk a nerve with me, I was blessed with a british smile :mangledteethsmiley:I’m glad to see you’ve had some treatment for your malaise, and now all is well….as for me, lots of x-rays, lots of pounds, little treatment.Micro-Sieverts?? If exposure is accumulative i’m probably in the picnic at Fukushima’ level.. Come to think of it i’ve been affect radio for quite some time, and i have a high resistance to electrical shock.Maybe i have some untapped superpowers after all.. God bless the NHS!
March 28, 2007 at 11:13 am
Nimish Batra
But what if this is the editor?
April 3, 2007 at 1:19 pm
Gal Pal Lis
Great one, I love your sense of humour, actually I love it because its the same as mine. Miss you!
May 6, 2010 at 8:39 am
identityspeciaist
I think taking his kids as retaliation for the paper cut and as a negotiation tactic is certainly called for, effective andlet’s face it, just darn necessary!
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