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February 28, 2007 at 5:16 pm
wussyderder
You make my mornings! Thanks for that. This is a great one!
February 28, 2007 at 6:56 pm
Nimish Batra
Hurray! I’ll have another great day tomorrow!
March 1, 2007 at 12:30 am
bigeyedeer
Thanks guys. As two of my most loyal readers, I have reserved you positions on the board of directors of my multinational corporation, which I will eventually get around to starting. 🙂
March 1, 2007 at 4:03 pm
Nimish Batra
Hurray!
I call dibs on the comfyer car, the office with the 20 macs, and I get to make office jokes.
Whee!
March 3, 2007 at 6:25 pm
rammfan518
That is hella funny.
March 3, 2007 at 6:31 pm
Nimish Batra
KILL!!!
*cough*
Sorry, but it’s instinctive. When I hear or read the word “hella” … I leap put and…
😛
March 4, 2007 at 7:50 am
kristin
haha. thats cute
October 17, 2007 at 10:20 pm
Tashiiee
I Love It Well Done Babes Mazzin Job
Lots Of Love
Tashiiee
November 26, 2007 at 3:45 am
Perry
Stupid headline. Who would think you meant it as offense to “native” Americans? It’s a joke, and a cute one. Screw anyone who’s so easily offended.
November 26, 2007 at 10:04 am
bigeyedeer
I don’t know, back then I was more cautious about anything I put up.
Now go and have a nice cup of tea and a bit of a sit down, Mr Cranky Pants.
June 19, 2008 at 4:29 am
jana
this is so funny! actually, i see that it says copyright…i was wondering if i could use this in a newsletter we have at work here…let me know PLZ
June 19, 2008 at 9:19 am
bigeyedeer
Thanks Jana. 🙂 And yeah, you can use it in your newsletter.