Things you shouldn’t say to a midget hooker:
1) When it comes time to pay, “Sorry, I’m a bit short.”
2) “I’m feeling a little randy, woman.”
3) [Any more suggestions?]
PS. The one thing you don’t want a midget hooker to say to you:
1) “Is it in yet?”
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February 19, 2007 at 10:43 pm
Toolio
3) get on your knees…
February 22, 2007 at 9:35 pm
Mike White
4) Who wants to sex Mutombo?
5) You’re with me, pleather!