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Things you shouldn’t say to a midget hooker:

1) When  it comes time to pay, “Sorry, I’m a bit short.”

2) “I’m feeling a little randy, woman.”

 3) [Any more suggestions?]

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PS. The one thing you don’t want a midget hooker to say to you:

1) “Is it in yet?”

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