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Things you shouldn’t say to a midget hooker:
1) When it comes time to pay, “Sorry, I’m a bit short.”
2) “I’m feeling a little randy, woman.”
3) [Any more suggestions?]
PS. The one thing you don’t want a midget hooker to say to you:
1) “Is it in yet?”