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June 25, 2009 at 12:11 am
Davis
very funny stuff — thanks
June 25, 2009 at 1:56 pm
Liam
Uhoh! How’s Jenson gonna get himself out of this one. Sequel please!!!
Love your work mate,
Liam
June 25, 2009 at 2:46 pm
Alex L
I think it will work eventually, Jenson just has to stick to it.
June 25, 2009 at 4:17 pm
bigeyedeer
Thanks all.
I feel for Jenson. What makes it worse is that Lopez is just an imaginary character, an alternative personality that Jenson summons to deal with the more taxing parts of his job as a police officer. Also, he likes to wear one of his ex-wive’s summer dresses around the apartment in the evenings.
What a complex, fascinating man.
September 15, 2009 at 12:06 pm
mare
I love them, very funny plot
October 22, 2009 at 11:35 pm
Skye
Hi,
I was just wondering if you would be willing to customise one of your images and print it on a t-shirt? We have got a private joke going on with one of your images and it would be fun to have the t-shirt
Please e-mail me if possible.
Thanks!
November 19, 2009 at 12:41 am
stickynotetheatre
We (meaning I) demand more of the Rut! My mornings just aren’t the same without it. 2.1 million hits can’t be wrong!
November 20, 2009 at 2:35 am
grimboid
Hey Phil, I just wanted to drop you a quick email to say how great your blog is. I have been checking out your site and See Mike Draw, Pencils at Dawn and Urf regularly over the last few months and they really inspired me to set up my own site on wordpress.
If you could take a moment at some point to check out my cartoon blog and give any feedback I would really appreciate it.
Check it out here…
headfuzzbygrimboid.wordpress.com
Cheers,
Grimboid