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June 13, 2009 at 3:05 pm
fkdupdad
That is classic….
http://messedupparentingtips.wordpress.com/
June 13, 2009 at 6:54 pm
herr_waffles
I laughed so hard, thanks
June 13, 2009 at 7:57 pm
eb³
LOL =D
June 14, 2009 at 4:59 am
Jade
hahaha! that’s brilliant!
June 14, 2009 at 11:12 am
r3dbaroness
ahahaha .. that’s a classic !
June 14, 2009 at 12:31 pm
DC
whoa, epic haha
June 14, 2009 at 4:40 pm
drunkenatheist
hahahahahahaha hilarious!
June 14, 2009 at 6:36 pm
mauskewitsch
That’s pretty clever.
June 15, 2009 at 10:21 am
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June 15, 2009 at 12:08 pm
bigeyedeer
Thanks all.
In the interest of full transparency: soon after posting this, I was directed to another web comic that had already done the same gag (their version was a strip). Always bums me out when that happens but I guess with the galaxy of webcomics out there it’s gonna happen from time to time.
Stupid global village!
June 15, 2009 at 5:15 pm
assf**er
rofl
June 19, 2009 at 9:16 am
planetross
That’s what happens when you let other people play with your pocket monster!
August 19, 2009 at 1:03 am
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September 26, 2009 at 10:30 am
black rabbit
WILD STD APPEARS
Ash uses condom!
it had no effect!
STD uses infect!
Ash has 10 years or less to live!
April 5, 2010 at 1:33 am
bigeyedeer
I don;t know how I missed this comment last year… but gosh it made em laugh.
November 29, 2009 at 9:29 pm
Pika pika!
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December 13, 2009 at 10:19 pm
Brad
Lmao, thanks I needed that laugh.
December 23, 2009 at 12:37 am
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April 3, 2010 at 1:12 am
Mike
Most exciting experience thus far in your life?
April 15, 2010 at 12:05 am
kokama
love ash he so hottttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt wow i fuck him already <3
July 11, 2010 at 5:29 am
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Too funny. I remember the last time I caught an STD. Oh boy did that burn almost as bright as your talent… almost
September 4, 2010 at 7:41 am
Seb
That joke is stolen from explosm!
http://www.explosm.net/comics/421/
“02.01.2006 by Rob”
September 13, 2010 at 7:44 am
bigeyedeer
“That joke is stolen from explosm!” No it’s not stolen, Seb you fucktard. It’s just a bit of an obvious joke, that’s all. Firstly, I don’t steal ideas. Secondly, even if I did, do you really think I would steal a cartoon from something as well-known as explosm and think I would get away with it?
Twats like you are part of the reason I can’t be arsed cartooning anymore. GFY.
May 12, 2011 at 10:20 pm
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Ha ha ha. Brilliant.