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April 4, 2008 at 7:27 pm
Ham
Perfect.
I can’t get my head around the idea you can actually tell this … person…. to go **** themselves.
April 4, 2008 at 10:12 pm
Alex L
Oh man that was close… he almost lost that whole beer.
April 5, 2008 at 9:32 pm
Lonie Polony
I only learned the truth of this story after many days of always missing it when it came on telly. What a bloody letdown!
April 6, 2008 at 12:06 am
Simon
Funny!
April 6, 2008 at 3:37 am
bigeyedeer
I am hoping we are witnessing the Second Coming here… How would the Pope explain that one away?
April 6, 2008 at 9:49 am
oceallaigh
What a clown. Sorry, a clownfish. You think I’m kidding?!?
April 7, 2008 at 9:30 am
Spenno
Pure genious Mr Phil.
April 15, 2008 at 6:41 pm
Gal Pal Lis
Good one!, I love the seven o’clock shadow! Why is he drinking whilst pregnant just came to mind also.
April 16, 2008 at 9:18 am
bigeyedeer
Hey come on, Lis. Next you’ll be telling us that expecting mothers should stop doing bucket bongs! Jeez! You’re such a straighty 180…
May 1, 2008 at 9:22 am
Sina Faizy
You guys are all fucken bitches, but i do kinda like the cartoon. P.S. right me on my e-mail, its sisi@yahoo.com
May 27, 2012 at 12:52 pm
Faaiza
Krishna Sir, Nice to hear from you about our village.Although we are away,we alawys eagar to hear & see prosperity of Ghandruk and the Ghandruke.Thank you very much and hopeto hear from you very soon. Krishna Gurung Kot Gaon(residing in The U.K.)