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This cartoon caught a bad case of Hogwarts.

May 28, 2007 in cartoon, cartoons, fun, funny, harry potter, hogwarts, humor, humour, sex, sexually transmitted disease, webcomic

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May 28, 2007 at 2:48 pm

Nimish Batra

Long overdue.

The advertising tagline could be: “Read on as Harry Potter’s lightning scar is accompanied by thunder and ‘the clap’ ”

“Harry Potter and the Wand of Fire – Out in stores now!”

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May 28, 2007 at 2:52 pm

hoffnungmeanshope

Looks like Ollivander forgot to mention the risks and adverse effects of unappropriate use. I’m grimacing.

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May 28, 2007 at 2:57 pm

stickynotetheatre

Ouch…it burnses!!!

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May 29, 2007 at 12:21 am

Claire

How could you?!

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May 29, 2007 at 1:35 pm

Gal Pal Lis

I always thought Harry Potter was a manwhore, all those trips into town for warm pumpkin juice I think not, more likely that was just her stage name…..

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May 29, 2007 at 4:31 pm

Kayla

hahaha that last comment was funny…

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May 29, 2007 at 11:35 pm

bigeyedeer

Oh come on Lis, you told me you thought Harry Potter was a “sexy slice of underage boy-crumpet”, and that you couldn’t wait for him to turn 18 so he could perform some of his “man-magic” on you!

PS. Warm pumpkin juice?? Is that really what HArry Potter drinks? You’ll have to forgive me, I’ve only ever read half of one book.

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May 30, 2007 at 5:49 am

Nimish Batra

You know what’s scary?

Sean Connery playing Harry Potter.

[happy rotter? Harpy Rotter? Happy R. Otter!]

That’s scary. Think about it for a minute.

“Shomebody shave my friendsh! Halp!
….
You’ll never get away with thish, Shnape!”

Or Samuel L. Jackson!

Or even Pierce Brosnan !!

Pure evil I tells ya

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May 31, 2007 at 1:57 am

tweak81

Hahahaha… Warm Pumpkin Juice – great stage name….!
Nice ‘toon! Very funny. Poor Harry!

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May 31, 2007 at 2:02 am

tweak81

Poor Harry, I thought he was so innocent… there goes my fantasy! ;-)

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June 4, 2007 at 7:05 pm

maryt

Okay it’s June 4th…how about another cartoon? I just love them and keep checking back for a new one… :(

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June 4, 2007 at 11:49 pm

bigeyedeer

Argh! Mary! The guilt! It stings!
Everyone, I am sorry about the absence of new material… But I promise it’s not from being slack or losing interest… I’m just uber-busy.
:(
That big freelance job is halfway through now, which means I’m back in the script-writing phase again… but once they are finished, within the next couple of weeks, I will be able to focus on the ‘toons again. Gonna start trying to sell a few, too, and see what happens there. :)
Bear with me, all! :-/

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June 5, 2007 at 2:45 pm

harish42

I dunno Phil… the Harry Potter wand/Jedi lightsaber jokes seem too lame for you.

Harry in parseltongue: Ssss-ssss-ss-sssss-ssssssssssssss-sssss-sssss-ssss-ssssssssss-ssssss-ssss sssss-ssssssss-ss-ssss-sssssssssss-sss-s.

Translation: “I’m tired of these mothrfuckin’ snakes on this…”

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June 5, 2007 at 6:08 pm

Nimish Batra

Snakes on a wand?

No one wants to comprehend that kind of deep phallic symbolism.

“srsly”

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June 5, 2007 at 10:00 pm

maryt

Okay, bigeyedeer, I’m sympathetic…your stuff is so good it’s worth the wait…but not too long a wait, huh?

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June 6, 2007 at 11:29 am

bigeyedeer

hehe, snakes on a wand. true, it doesn’t get more phallic than that. Except for maybe a pink submarine.

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