This cartoon caught a bad case of Hogwarts.
May 28, 2007 in cartoon, cartoons, fun, funny, harry potter, hogwarts, humor, humour, sex, sexually transmitted disease, webcomic
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May 28, 2007 at 2:48 pm
Nimish Batra
Long overdue.
The advertising tagline could be: “Read on as Harry Potter’s lightning scar is accompanied by thunder and ‘the clap’ ”
“Harry Potter and the Wand of Fire – Out in stores now!”
May 28, 2007 at 2:52 pm
hoffnungmeanshope
Looks like Ollivander forgot to mention the risks and adverse effects of unappropriate use. I’m grimacing.
May 28, 2007 at 2:57 pm
stickynotetheatre
Ouch…it burnses!!!
May 29, 2007 at 12:21 am
Claire
How could you?!
May 29, 2007 at 1:35 pm
Gal Pal Lis
I always thought Harry Potter was a manwhore, all those trips into town for warm pumpkin juice I think not, more likely that was just her stage name…..
May 29, 2007 at 4:31 pm
Kayla
hahaha that last comment was funny…
May 29, 2007 at 11:35 pm
bigeyedeer
Oh come on Lis, you told me you thought Harry Potter was a “sexy slice of underage boy-crumpet”, and that you couldn’t wait for him to turn 18 so he could perform some of his “man-magic” on you!
PS. Warm pumpkin juice?? Is that really what HArry Potter drinks? You’ll have to forgive me, I’ve only ever read half of one book.
May 30, 2007 at 5:49 am
Nimish Batra
You know what’s scary?
Sean Connery playing Harry Potter.
[happy rotter? Harpy Rotter? Happy R. Otter!]
That’s scary. Think about it for a minute.
“Shomebody shave my friendsh! Halp!
….
You’ll never get away with thish, Shnape!”
Or Samuel L. Jackson!
Or even Pierce Brosnan !!
Pure evil I tells ya
May 31, 2007 at 1:57 am
tweak81
Hahahaha… Warm Pumpkin Juice – great stage name….!
Nice ‘toon! Very funny. Poor Harry!
May 31, 2007 at 2:02 am
tweak81
Poor Harry, I thought he was so innocent… there goes my fantasy!
June 4, 2007 at 7:05 pm
maryt
Okay it’s June 4th…how about another cartoon? I just love them and keep checking back for a new one…
June 4, 2007 at 11:49 pm
bigeyedeer
Argh! Mary! The guilt! It stings!
Everyone, I am sorry about the absence of new material… But I promise it’s not from being slack or losing interest… I’m just uber-busy.
That big freelance job is halfway through now, which means I’m back in the script-writing phase again… but once they are finished, within the next couple of weeks, I will be able to focus on the ‘toons again. Gonna start trying to sell a few, too, and see what happens there.
Bear with me, all! :-/
June 5, 2007 at 2:45 pm
harish42
I dunno Phil… the Harry Potter wand/Jedi lightsaber jokes seem too lame for you.
Harry in parseltongue: Ssss-ssss-ss-sssss-ssssssssssssss-sssss-sssss-ssss-ssssssssss-ssssss-ssss sssss-ssssssss-ss-ssss-sssssssssss-sss-s.
Translation: “I’m tired of these mothrfuckin’ snakes on this…”
June 5, 2007 at 6:08 pm
Nimish Batra
Snakes on a wand?
No one wants to comprehend that kind of deep phallic symbolism.
“srsly”
June 5, 2007 at 10:00 pm
maryt
Okay, bigeyedeer, I’m sympathetic…your stuff is so good it’s worth the wait…but not too long a wait, huh?
June 6, 2007 at 11:29 am
bigeyedeer
hehe, snakes on a wand. true, it doesn’t get more phallic than that. Except for maybe a pink submarine.