I’ve got this big folder full of hundreds of cartoons, and the only ones reading them at the moment are silverfish. And they keep complaining that they’re not subtle enough for sophisticated silverfish sensibilities, so I might as well start putting ‘em up here.

Fact: Did you know silverfish can live for around 15 years? At least, I’m pretty sure that’s right. Hmmm. Better verify that with wikipedia. Hang on a sec. 

Ok, just checked wikipedia, they say silverfish live for a thousand years, can burrow through concrete, and come from the third moon of Jupiter. Sounds like bullshit to me – I’m pretty sure it’s the second moon.